Does God know the amount of erections I get? Because I need to know if there’s a cosmic power who has a comprehensive database of erections
Star-Lord and the Case of the President’s Rubies.
andy dwyer, king of logic
I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE I’M SCARED AND HIGH IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AGAIN.
AND I CAN’T REMEMBER THE SOFT TOUCH OF YOUR DELICATE HAND PAINTED RED LIKE THE STAIN ON THE SEATS.
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now