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Does God know the amount of erections I get? Because I need to know if there’s a cosmic power who has a comprehensive database of erections

saltlakecomiccon:

Star-Lord and the Case of the President’s Rubies.

saltlakecomiccon:

Star-Lord and the Case of the President’s Rubies.

thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

poison-highvy:

good morning ^_^

poison-highvy:

good morning ^_^

Sad Little Scriblet

I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE I’M SCARED AND HIGH IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AGAIN.
AND I CAN’T REMEMBER THE SOFT TOUCH OF YOUR DELICATE HAND PAINTED RED LIKE THE STAIN ON THE SEATS.

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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